Strange Animal Hospital

My heart is straining give me help please - my name? Well, it's Gerry the Gnu

My leg may need amputating I'm a bear and my cousin is Winnie the Pooh

We've got four stag beetles with appendicitis called John, Paul, Ringo & George

And a giraffe who took a tumble when she went out for a stroll and fell into a gorge

This is a Strange Animal Hospital

Check your expectations in at the door

There's hamsters in ward B, Manatees in ward D

And in ward E a there's a herd of wild boar

There's a mole from a hole with some coal who's convinced that he's got Ebola disease

A sea lion called Brian who'd feel fine if you would just take his tonsils out please

There's a horse who is Norse who gets trouble and as a result needs incontinence pants

A mosquito who drank a Mojito and got alcoholic poisoning when he was in France

This is a Strange Animal Hospital

Where our dedication will go that extra mile

There's snails in ward A, slugs in ward J

In ward K there's a Nile crocodile

Strange Animal Hospital - we'll jump in the water to care for a poorly shark

Strange Animal Hospital - We'll teach spiders to spin webs and bats to see in the dark

Strange Animal Hospital - where if its necessary we will treat ant eater's butts

Strange Animal Hospital - where we'll go out of our way to cure a badger's nuts

Break it down

*Beat box*

Ah yeah 

Emergency 

There's some sick creatures out there

What are you? A cockatoo? 

Instead of feathers you're growing hair?!

A Hawk and a Sloth cure them both one's got rabies the other one's got yuppie flu

How now cow there's no row emanating from you because you've lost the power to say moo

A lizard got lost in a blizzard one night and now has a gizzard with frost bite

A Kookaburra is crying, a koala has a cold, and we need to bandage a red kite

This is a Strange Animal Hospital

We save lives and we don't keep the score

There's marmosets in ward P, donkeys in ward T

In ward V Portuguese man o' war

This is a Strange Animal Hospital

Won't you visit us one day

The flies will be friendly, the whales will bid welcome

The kangaroos will wish you g'day!