Wednesday, 11 November 2009

It Only Took a Second


Once, there was a fence; a high fence that encircled and protected a warehouse.  In this warehouse was held the most precious thing of all. 

There was a single gate to this fence, which was permanently locked and sealed with a heavy padlock.  The padlock was old - as old as time - and it was rusting; but it was still strong.  That was because it had been built to last.  They don’t make them like that nowadays. 

But some phenomena have no regard for craftsmanship; and they do not respect things that are built to last.  

--- 

Jim Harker sat in front of his PC screen and furrowed his brow.  It was his first morning on the job, and he was suffering from the usual insecurities that the first morning brings.  How long would it take him to become familiar with this new position?  How alien would its practices seem to him?  And of course, how would he get on with his new colleagues? 

But he did not concern himself with these issues overmuch.  He was reasonably confident that things would work out in his favour.  Besides, this new job, though it was the latest in a series of temporary assignments that he had taken of late, had many advantages over the place he’d just left.  

For a start it was in a comfortable office instead of a cold factory; the office was located in the middle of the bustling city instead of the back of beyond; the hours were not unsociable - heck they were during the daytime - and it paid better too. 

Not that Jim was planning to stick around for too long.  In fact he was putting together an application to go to university.  

The very fact of this application made his future seem a little brighter.  He’d had enough of these temporary assignments; living from month to month, with no security or hope of progress.  So now he wanted to get a good education, and then it would be goodbye weekly time sheets and agencies and hello career. 

But for now, he was content where he was; and this temporary job would pay him during the summer.  Then, come the Autumn, a new adventure would unfold in his life. 

The sound of movements and conversation interrupted his reflections, and Jim turned round to see two people in next bank of desks behind him.  

One of them he knew already: it was the department’s supervisor, Sally: a cheerful middle aged woman with short brown hair and round glasses.  But next to Sally was someone he did not know.  When Sally saw Jim looking she interrupted the conversation she and the new arrival had been holding and made some introductions.   

“Ah Jim,” she began, “this is Leona…” 

--- 

In the dark skies above the warehouse, there was a rumble of distant thunder.  The air was heavy with a silent threat.  Yet there was also a sense of expectancy, as if something was about to happen that had been long anticipated – and long dreaded.  

There was a sudden flash, and a huge bolt of lightning shot out of the sky and struck the padlock with all of its considerable force. 

Slowly, and gracefully, the padlock relinquished its seal.  

The lock fell though the air, its descent slow and ponderous. When it struck the ground, a minor tremor shook the earth, and a cloud of dust rose into the sky. 

There was a loud, long creaking sound, and the gate swung wide open.  

And the precious thing that the sealed perimeter had protected for so long was exposed to the world.  

Exposed; and vulnerable. 

--- 

Jim looked up to see the new colleague he was being introduced to.  Leona had red hair, fair skin and crystal blue eyes.  And the second he saw her, the second she looked back at him, he felt something in his chest lurch. 

At that moment Jim knew he was in trouble.



Sunday, 25 October 2009

Speaking as You Find





The chalk figure smiled gently, an impression of understanding somehow depicted in its simple lines.  “I bet you can think of many other ways to describe them,” it intoned.

In response, the old lady’s expression hardened.  “I certainly can,” she said harshly, “I can think of many, many things to call ‘em, and ain’t none of ‘em include what you say you was drawn by.”

The figure did not change its conceptual expression.  Almost, there was a feeling that it looked sidelong at its elderly conversation partner, as if to gently tease her.  “But you judge these children without knowing them, perhaps,” it observed, “and it may be that an exterior that appears brash and confrontational on the outside does not signify the entirety of a character -”

“Geezer lady!  Who are you speaking to?”

The voice was mocking and cruel, and cut through their exchange.  The pensioner turned and saw that a group of teenagers were looking at her.  And the smiles that she saw did not hold kindness.

There were two boys and a girl.  The two boys wore sports tops with hoods that covered their heads, and the girl wore a tartan mini-skirt and sported a haircut that was partly shaven.

“What are you talking to you old bag?” shouted the tallest boy, who appeared to be the leader of the little gang.

"What is it to you?" answered the old lady irritably. It angered her that she was meant to be justifying herself to to these strangers, quite apart from the abuse she'd received.

“Mad old bag speaks to drawings on the wall!” said the girl, in a screeching voice as she joined the mockery.  “Silly, stupid, mad old cow!”

"Why don't you leave me in peace!" said the old lady angrily.  "I've done nothing to you!"  But her remonstrations fell on deaf ears.

The third delinquent looked to his two comrades.  He was shorter in stature then either of them, and slightly overweight, but his expression of contempt was just the same.  “Let’s do her,” he urged them. 

The leader of the gang renewed his smile at this suggestion and took a few steps towards the elderly lady, his eyes gaining a threat as he stared at her, “Oi, wrinkly, you got any money in that handbag?” he asked her, his voice growing in menace as he spoke.

The old lady turned back to the drawing on the wall.  “You see?” she complained, “Is that the kind of language you’d hear from a ‘little angel’?”

The drawing did not reply.  Its attention was no longer drawn to its conversation partner, and almost, it seemed, its approximation of a smile had faded.

“Oi!” said the gang leader again, his stare now full of aggression, “don’t you turn your back on me you stupid, senile old -”

But the teenager never got to complete his threat - because at that exact second, everything changed.  At that second, a sound rang out.

It was a sound that filled the world, and yet echoed beyond the walls of everything that is.  It deafened them, and it deafened their minds; it even deafened their imaginations. 

It was the sound of a dimensional bridge being crossed.

The old lady stepped back and covered her face with her arm as the drawing before her was replaced with a blinding light that blasted out from the outlines on the wall.  And then the drawing disappeared, but the light remained – and something began to emerge, directly from the wall.  But it was clear that the wall was not where this thing that emerged had come from.  Rather, the wall was where a portal was situated; a portal to the higher dimension, or dimensions, from where the terrifying visitor was come.

And the gang of teenagers were frozen in place as a shining figure emerged from the wall and was made incarnate before them. 

The figure stepped onto the pavement, and the sound gained in depth and in heights that deafened their memories and their dreams.  The being had not yet emerged fully from the world beyond, but still it walked towards the terrified, unmoving children.

And as it walked, it grew. 

By the time it stood before the three juveniles, the Angel was fully formed in this reality.  

It towered above them.  It towered above all of the buildings of the town, standing hundreds of feet tall.  Its wings stretched away from its golden frame, and to their terror stricken eyes, they stretched infinitely in either direction, and cast an all-encompassing shadow over everything.  In its right hand, the Angel held a flaming sword that shone with a terrible brilliance.  And when it looked down upon the teenagers, its gaze pierced their flesh, and cut through their bones and their internal organs, and their spirits, until it studied the core of their beings, as one studies microscopic creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.  And still the indescribable sound blasted out, beneath which, impossibly, a choir could be heard singing.

For a moment the Universe held its breath; and then the moment passed, and the Angel released the teenagers from its grip.  Brash and confrontational they were no longer; and these frightened children turned and they ran.  They ran for their very existences.  They ran until their bodies screamed in pain and fatigue; they ran until they felt their lungs would burst from their chests; they ran until the streets they fled through were no longer familiar to them, and they knew they were hopelessly lost.  But still they continued to run.

And they never, ever spoke of what happened again.  Not to anyone else.  Not to each other. 

But in the dead of night, when they were all alone, when all they could see was everything they were, and their souls were laid bare…

At night, they would remember.

The higher dimensional being watched the juvenile gang depart, and then turned and regarded its conversation partner.  And suddenly there was silence. 

Then it spoke.

“No,” it agreed, “that is not the kind of language you would expect from little angels.  I’m sorry you had to hear that.”

The old lady shrugged and looked down.  “S’alright,” she said.  Then she continued on her way down the street, her pace slow but doggedly persistent.

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

The Fury of Cain





The Fury of Cain 
 
The mid-shipman stared long and hard into his telescope.  Eventually he lowered the instrument and turned to his captain.  “No doubt about it, sir, she’s one of ours:  Royal Navy.”
            The seaman’s commanding officer turned and strode briskly away upon hearing this report.  “That’s what I thought!” he called as he departed the scene.  Then he turned and barked out another instruction.  “Mr Hardy, you’re with me!”
            The Captain opened a small cabin near the foredeck and entered, quickly throwing a naval chart over the desk that lay in the centre of the cabin.  As he did so, the ship’s first officer joined him.  Both men were youthful for their rank, and were dressed in the regulation dark blue naval uniform of King George’s fleet.  They regarded each other with worried expressions.  “What the hell’s going on, Captain Nelson?” Hardy wanted to know.
            In reply the Captain produced a compass and began to plot a course on the chart in front of him.  “We are here…” he explained, “currently exactly halfway between Europe and the Americas.  Tell me, Hardy, which of our ships have been reported in this area lately?”
            “None recently,” replied Hardy.  “HMS Indomitable, I believe, was said to have been near here six months ago, but she headed south to harass Napoleon’s fleet near the Bay of Biscay.”
            “So what are you saying?” demanded Nelson with impatience. “You’re telling me that ship shouldn’t be there, is that what you’re saying?”
            “I’m saying I don’t know…” began Hardy, but Nelson had already stalked past him, back on to the deck of the Victory.  “Lookout!” he bellowed, raising his voice above the activities of the crew and roaring of the ocean, “I want the designation of that ship, sir!  And I want it double quick!”
            “Aye Cap’n!” the lookout replied, as he redoubled his efforts, perched high in the nest atop the main mast. 
--- 
Half a mile away, Rodriquez Cain, terror of the Spanish main, lowered his telescope and smiled, showing the gap in his rotting teeth as he did so. 
            “They have spotted us,” declared one of his followers.  “But they have not instituted any evasive manoeuvres.”
            Cain nodded expectantly.  He was a huge man, and his skin had been burnt red by the sun.  His one good eye glared hatred at the world.  The other eye was now little more than a ghastly socket.  “Of course they haven’t,” he said, his voice riddled with malice and triumph, “this is one big, happy Royal Navy.”  He looked sharply at the man to his left.  “Have the last of the original crew been put to death?”
            “They have,” answered another of his followers, “we just slit the throat of the last one that lived.”
            Cain smiled a hateful smile.  “Good…” he intoned, “good…”
            He put the telescope to his eye again.  “I am about to teach a lesson to His Majesty’s flagship, and her captain,” he declared, “and that lesson is that the penal colony has not been built that can hold Rodriquez Cain…
            He paused for a moment, taking in the view of the huge Man O’War that his hijacked vessel bore down upon.  “And you, Horatio,” he said, almost to himself, “Did you know there is an old, Russian proverb that says: ‘revenge is a dish best served cold’…
            “It is very cold in the North Atlantic…” 
--- 
Nelson stood amidships, flanked by Hardy and the mid-shipman, and gazed at the unidentified ship as it cut through the waves, drawing ever nearer.  As he looked on, the sun shone down, and was reflected upon its white sails.  And for a moment he saw those sails as gravestones, and he saw the oncoming vessel as an omen of death, come to send them to blackened depths of the ocean.  He shook his head to clear it, and looked again.
            “What’s that?” he asked upon seeing a series of repeated flashes that coruscated from the peak of the mysterious ship's mainsail.  “Are they trying to signal us?”
            The midshipman turned and called out in a harsh voice, “Higgins!  Get your arse over here lad!  Your skills are needed!”
            Almost immediately a young strip of a lad raced over to where they stood and leaned hard against the railings, oblivious the waves that crashed against it.  For a minute or so he concentrated intently upon the pattern of flashes as they continued to be broadcast from the approaching ship.  “They say there is a fault with their steering cap’n,” he reported, “They say they cannot turn from their course.”
            Nelson turned to his second-in-command.  “Mr Hardy, an analysis if you please,” he said in a formal voice.
            In response, Hardy clasped his hands behind his back and studied the other ship intently.  He began to reel off a series of facts and figures.
            “What we have here is an Elizabeth class frigate,” he told them, “forty-four guns, rated five, probably constructed at Southampton ship yard.
            “There was a design flaw with the Elizabeth type 1 which saw the rudder sometimes freeze in rough weather, and that did compromise steering; but that ship is the type 2, and the fault was corrected in these.
            “However,” he conceded, “it is not inconceivable that some of the type 2s do have it.”
            The midshipman turned to his superiors and scowled, “And this is why they are taking this aggressive line?” he asked skeptically.
            Nelson folded his arms and shook his head.  “This is peculiar,” he decided.  “This is damned peculiar…
            “Helmsman!” he called out, “turn her hard to port!  Let’s get out of her way at least!
“And you,” he said, turning on his midshipman, “get these sails filled with wind!  I want more speed!” 
--- 
The stolen ship plunged through the waves as it charged towards Nelson’s flagship.  One of Cain’s followers – the one who had flash signalled the Victory - looked down from his vantage point and reported to his master.  “We have aroused her suspicions,” he called, “and she quickens her speed, but she does not prepare her armaments.”
            Cain inhaled slowly.  This was the moment he had been waiting for.  His time had come.  “Prepare ours,” he ordered. 
--- 
The lookout gasped as he saw a precisely spaced series of black slits appear at the side of the oncoming frigate.  “They are bearing their guns!” he screamed, “They are bearing their guns!”
“What?” said Nelson.  He looked upwards at the crow’s nest, towards the man who had screamed such terrible news - Royal Navy ships bearing arms upon one another?  Impossible…
 ---
Cain grasped the side of his ship and bellowed out his next command.  “Take aim!” 
---    
For a split second Nelson hesitated, and he turned for one more look at the ship that so impossibly threatened them, even as pandemonium broke out around him.  He turned into the fearful gaze of Hardy, who met the look of his captain with an imploring stare.  “Sir – they’re locking canons.”
            Nelson had time to blink.

Monday, 30 March 2009

Indispensable Reading List

During a group discussion I recently participated in, the subject of the books we find "indispensable" came up.  The books we've got something out of, have enriched our lives, maybe influenced our thinking to some extent.  Here, in no particular order, is my list:

"The Life of Pi" Jan Martel
"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" Philip K Dick
"The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" Douglas Adams
"The Silmarillion" J R R Tolkien
"A Tale of Two Cities" Charles Dickens
"Hitler: A Study in Tyranny" Alan Bullock
"The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time" Mark Haddon
"Sophie's World" Jostein Gaarder
"Nightfall" Isaac Asimov
"Moby-Dick" Herman Melville
"In the Heart of the Sea: The Tragedy of the Whaleship Essex" Nathaniel Philbrick
"Fluke" James Herbert
"The Fourth Dimension and how to get there" Rudy Rucker
"Far from the Madding Crowd" Thomas Hardy
"Farmer in the Sky" Robert A. Heinlein
"The Metamorphosis" Franz Kafka
"Wuthering Heights" Emily Bronte
"From Hell" Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell
"Animal Farm" George Orwell
"Slowness" Milan Kundera